Why, oh why, can't I?
All y'all under my damn heels.

Random funny memory/story of the day:

I was at one of those social events at the beginning of the school year my freshman year, I don’t even remember what it was, and I had my camera.  Some kid my age who was obviously trying to be so cool asked rhetorically why people in our generation are so obsessed with documenting everything.

The look on his face when I told him I’m a fifth generation journalist and thus my family has made itself through documentation was priceless.